Finding out that Ulrika is no longer single makes Wazzer pause as she inspects glasses hot from the work dishwasher. Spring, love seems to be in the Wellington air, and … is she the only single woman left?  And is she “single” if Otto is sending her porn Tumblr links while Piet has invited her to visit Cape Town?

Perhaps this coupled-up thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Wazzer has noticed an uptick in friends wanting to hear about her adventures.  Winona came by for lunch that day (“being pregnant, I can eat chips, it’s marvellous!”), showed off her edgy engagement ring from Will (“it’s a conflict-free Australian diamond in a rose cut”) and grilled her about Piet.

Idly stroking her ring, Winona looks mistily into the distance. “I sort of envy you! All the adventures you’re having! So I guess you’ll be wanting to rent our flat, then? It can be your swinging bachelorette pad. “

Wazzer focuses like a laser. “Yeah, mate. Yes, I do.  What’s the plan?”

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