{"id":323,"date":"2011-10-14T08:00:10","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T19:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/?p=323"},"modified":"2011-10-12T12:00:39","modified_gmt":"2011-10-11T23:00:39","slug":"last-woman-standing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/?p=323","title":{"rendered":"Last Woman Standing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finding out that Ulrika is no longer single makes Wazzer pause as she inspects glasses hot from the work dishwasher. Spring, love seems to be in the Wellington air, and &#8230; is she the only single woman left? \u00c2\u00a0And is she \u00e2\u20ac\u0153single\u00e2\u20ac\u009d if Otto is sending her porn Tumblr links while Piet has invited her to visit Cape Town?<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps this coupled-up thing isn&#8217;t all it&#8217;s cracked up to be. Wazzer has noticed an uptick in friends wanting to hear about her adventures. \u00c2\u00a0Winona came by for lunch that day (\u00e2\u20ac\u0153being pregnant, I can eat chips, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s marvellous!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d), showed off her edgy engagement ring from Will (\u00e2\u20ac\u0153it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a conflict-free Australian diamond in a rose cut\u00e2\u20ac\u009d) and grilled her about Piet.<\/p>\n<p>Idly stroking her ring, Winona looks mistily into the distance. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I sort of envy you! All the adventures you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re having! So I guess you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be wanting to rent our flat, then? It can be your swinging bachelorette pad. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153<\/p>\n<p>Wazzer focuses like a laser. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yeah, mate. Yes, I do.\u00c2\u00a0 What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the plan?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finding out that Ulrika is no longer single makes Wazzer pause as she inspects glasses hot from the work dishwasher. Spring, love seems to be in the Wellington air, and &#8230; is she the only single woman left? \u00c2\u00a0And is she \u00e2\u20ac\u0153single\u00e2\u20ac\u009d if Otto is sending her porn Tumblr links while Piet has invited her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}