{"id":271,"date":"2011-06-07T08:00:43","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T20:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/?p=271"},"modified":"2011-06-06T20:18:04","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T08:18:04","slug":"special-for-matariki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Special For Matariki"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Winona wraps up her talk for the women&#8217;s business group by trying to undo the misunderstanding about Wazzer.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Just a little note &#8211; there was a mix up with some business cards &#8211; please note that Waz &#8211; I mean, Wha &#8211; um &#8211; Wai &#8211; ah &#8211; Miss Thompson is the Business Manager, not the owner, at&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not everybody is tuned into this jumbled statement. Wazzer, for one, is having her hand pumped enthusiastically. &#8220;So nice to meet another Maori restaurant owner! Are you doing any specials for Matariki?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not&#8230;exactly&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>By the time she extracts herself and returns to the drinks table, Winona pounces on her. &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t you <em>tell<\/em> us you were Maori?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not that big a deal, all right? I&#8217;m just an eighth. Dad named me after his mum. Have you seen my sister? She&#8217;s blonde! They named her Sharon after mum&#8217;s mum.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But&#8230;culture&#8230;scholarships&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wazzer shrugs. &#8220;Dad didn&#8217;t know enough Maori to speak it &#8211; Grandmum&#8217;s generation got beaten at school for speaking te reo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Winona&#8217;s eyes widen. &#8220;That&#8217;s so tragic! Are you doing anything for Matariki?&#8221; Before Wazzer can groan in frustration, Winona adds, &#8220;Because we were going to have a party! And now that you&#8217;re not working nights we&#8217;d love to see you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After a moment&#8217;s silence, Wazzer relents. &#8220;Sure, I&#8217;ll come. But just so you know, it&#8217;s Miz Thompson.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Winona wraps up her talk for the women&#8217;s business group by trying to undo the misunderstanding about Wazzer.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Just a little note &#8211; there was a mix up with some business cards &#8211; please note that Waz &#8211; I mean, Wha &#8211; um &#8211; Wai &#8211; ah &#8211; Miss Thompson is the Business Manager, not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[71,34,41,15],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shortfic","tag-politics","tag-social-mores","tag-wazzer","tag-winona"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}