{"id":269,"date":"2011-06-02T08:00:23","date_gmt":"2011-06-01T20:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/?p=269"},"modified":"2011-06-02T07:50:22","modified_gmt":"2011-06-01T19:50:22","slug":"its-business-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/?p=269","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Business Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;So this is a women&#8217;s business group,&#8221; Wazzer murmurs, glancing around a repurposed conference room on The Terrace. &#8220;They do themselves well, don&#8217;t they?&#8221; She smooths down her skirt. Her platform boots don&#8217;t look too out of place.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Movers and shakers. Mummy pulled a few strings so that I can talk to them about the TPPA. Thank you so much for coming,&#8221; says Winona, looking around beadily, nervous as a baby kiwi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your mum invited me. I&#8217;ve got no idea why &#8211; &#8221; Wazzer is cut off by someone tinging their two-centimetre manicure against a flute of Marlborough-produced &#8220;bubbly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Soon we&#8217;re going to have our speaker, Winona Wellington, telling us all about &#8220;The Risks of the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement: Is Free Trade Free?&#8221; Also, I&#8217;m ever so pleased to introduce two ladies joining us for the first time. Marianne Swatch, CEO of the International Trade Board, &#8221; a stylish, full-figured brunette nods, then the announcer gestures at Wazzer &#8211; &#8220;and Waikomanawa Thompson, the owner of one of our favorite &#8216;local pubs&#8217; on Cuba Street.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Owner? Owner??? <\/em>Wazzer flashes a frozen smile as she processes this, while everyone applauds her presence.<\/p>\n<p>Winona, looking equally stunned, is swaying over to her data display. Wazzer grabs her arm and hisses, &#8220;You told everyone I own that bar!?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re Maori? And I have to talk in front of the ITB CEO?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;So this is a women&#8217;s business group,&#8221; Wazzer murmurs, glancing around a repurposed conference room on The Terrace. &#8220;They do themselves well, don&#8217;t they?&#8221; She smooths down her skirt. Her platform boots don&#8217;t look too out of place. &#8220;Movers and shakers. Mummy pulled a few strings so that I can talk to them about the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[80,71,34,41,15],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shortfic","tag-drama","tag-politics","tag-social-mores","tag-wazzer","tag-winona"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}