{"id":150,"date":"2010-10-11T08:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-10-10T19:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/?p=150"},"modified":"2010-10-10T20:14:13","modified_gmt":"2010-10-10T07:14:13","slug":"gods-less-posh-waiting-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/?p=150","title":{"rendered":"God&#8217;s Less Posh Waiting Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most days, Will chooses to disremember his Etekahuna boyhood. Still, every good bloke calls home on his Mum&#8217;s birthday, even if a tongue lashing awaits. Will got off fairly lightly, with &#8220;we&#8217;ll see you at Christmas, won&#8217;t we?&#8221; and &#8220;if you&#8217;ve got a car, go visit your Nan, she&#8217;s in a home in the Hutt now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the Kapiti coast that&#8217;s a byword for retirement in Wellington, nicknamed God&#8217;s Waiting Room, but its retirement lodges cater to the affluent. Wellington city itself is sprinkled with retirement flats for the well-off and <em>compos mentis<\/em>. For everyone else, the retirement homes of the Hutt await, government subsidized, a little shabby, but well meaning.<\/p>\n<p>That is how Will and Winona came to spend Sunday afternoon perched on old chairs in a Naenae &#8220;residence&#8221;. Winona, shaken by a senility sighting on the way in, is quiet. She peeps around Nan&#8217;s room, very small, very pink and 70s. Nan, in her 70s herself, is bundled on the tiny single bed, frail and bright-eyed under her afghans, well-informed about current events. Will is surprised about this until she says, &#8220;Of course I am. We watch telly all day. You haven&#8217;t got a mayor yet, have you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Will says, &#8220;No, Nan,&#8221; as if confessing that he hasn&#8217;t done his homework.<\/p>\n<p>Nan nods. &#8220;It&#8217;s just like when I was younger. Votes were votes. They&#8217;d never have called it until all the votes were in then. Politics hasn&#8217;t been the same since they voted in Muldoon, it&#8217;s been downhill ever since.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Will manages not to laugh and shoots a glance at Winona. But she misses it; she is glancing at Nan&#8217;s medication timetable, pinned up on the wall next to Will&#8217;s sun-faded sixth form school picture. Suddenly, brightly, she says, &#8220;We should take you out to lunch next weekend. Maybe high tea! Would you like that, Nan?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most days, Will chooses to disremember his Etekahuna boyhood. Still, every good bloke calls home on his Mum&#8217;s birthday, even if a tongue lashing awaits. Will got off fairly lightly, with &#8220;we&#8217;ll see you at Christmas, won&#8217;t we?&#8221; and &#8220;if you&#8217;ve got a car, go visit your Nan, she&#8217;s in a home in the Hutt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[7,71,14,15],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shortfic","tag-hutt-valley","tag-politics","tag-will","tag-winona"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/itsawellingtonlife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}